For those of you who don't grow facial hair, allow me to drop some knowledge upon you. It may one day save you.
Who among us doesn't enjoy the occasional ice cream sundae?
Interesting fact: Chocolate sauce has exactly the right consistency to drip into your medium length beard and seep deeply into the thickest part of your chin-doo. It then drips down the inner, impossible to wipe with a napkin, core hair slowly but surely...
To eventually emerge as a large, splattering drop. Which will inevitably fall on the hardest to clean item in your house.
Like your cat.
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