So I started watching a new (to me) show called The Cleaner. It's a British comedy about a guy who cleans crime scenes for a living. I have high hopes and the VERY first scene already has me laughing out in the loud.
After being shown into his next clean-up job, he discovers it's a white kitchen literally covered in sprayed blood. With dinner plans all shot to hell since he's starting at 3 in the afternoon, he's understandably not happy.
He asks the cop who escorted him in:
"Jesus. What happened?"
"A woman stabbed her husband."
"What with? A combine harvester?"
I think I'm in love.
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