Old. So, So Old.

One of those random "You know you're old when" lists from the internet.

Most entries?  Yeah, I feel that.

Best entry?

"I used to sneak out of the house to go to parties. Now I sneak out of parties to go home."

That made me LAUGH.

Then I realized, I'm actually much, much older than that. 

I never make it to the "leave the house to go to the party I eventually sneak out of" stage.  Nowhere on earth is as comfortable or inviting as my couch.  Drinking has no appeal, not drinking while being around those who are, even less.  I can't even remember why I enjoyed parties, bars and dancing back when I actually did.  All I can recall is hangovers, sweaty presses of people trying to get their drinks and the realization that I was either Dad Dancing or just plain goofy - in public.  

That's old. 

Oh and second best entry?

I have scars older than some of my coworkers.